Date nights of cupid and
psyche part-2.
The first part ended
when the angry cupid left psyche after she sees his face.
Psyche waited for cupids
return to her as long as she remembers, but he didn’t show up. At last she
tries to see his mom Venus and wants to enquire about cupid after surrendering
to Venus.
Even though Venus will
be mother-in-law to psyche, feminine instincts dominated in Venus due to the
beauty of psyche which is making Venus envy.
As Psyche told Venus
about cupid disappearance after that incident, Venus got to know that psyche is
in the deepest shit of love with cupid and will do anything to get him back.
So, she made psyche believed that if psyche agrees to Venus instructions and
follow her commands she will let psyche know about cupids whereabouts.
Poor Psyche doesn’t have
any options left, so she agrees finally to obey Venus commands.
Venus took Psyche to a
room of grains which consists of wheat, barley and all kind of kinkery stuff Venus
used to feed her pigeons. Venus ordered Psyche to arrange the grains
accordingly with the family, like wheat in all a lump, barley in a lump and so
on. Both of them knew that it was impossible to do and added to the
impossibility, she wants them by the EOD.
Her subconscious told
Psyche to jump out from the hill as the task is impossible. After seeing the
condition of Psyche, a family of ants came to offer help to this feathers-tied-up-love
bird. The ant family called out for all the ants and orders them like Optimus
Prime. 'I __ called you out you guy ants and girl ants to offer help to this
poor Psyche by completing the task that b!t&^y Venus gave. So all ants
worked and completed the task before time. Venus entered the room with a
farewell speech but got disappointed and angry too. She yelled at Psyche for
cheating like invigilators yelling at students and told her this test didn’t
count. Psyche though' You Bitch, you don’t play fair as do I.'
And she was ordered to
meet Venus next day morning.
The very next day, Venus
orders Psyche to bring the golden wool which hangs from the wild sheep’s kind
of breed. Psyche followed the river stream upward and when she saw them, she
dropped out her jaw like another sheep. They were fierce, wild and it will take
her directly to hell is she goes a yard to them. She started crying like a
piggy tail girl, but then someone or something mistifically told Psyche that
‘wait till afternoon till they were sleep, then sweep like a ninja and get the
golden wool from them. Nice and clear eh..!!!
She wanted till noon and
slid into the flock and collected all the wool within 10 minutes. Hurray..!!! Selfie
with the wool....
Venus threw the wool
away telling her that she was cheating and puts another test. Psyche was
supposed to fill a goblet with icy mountain water from the top notch of a
mountain,
She crept up all the flunky
rocks and crossed some distance. After seeing the real mountain of slant
cliffs, she decided to throw herself out from the mountain.
An eagle flew from
nowhere and helps Psyche by collecting the water from the top and gives back to
her.
Venus didn’t even believe
this. In the end she got a womanly idea which never fails even after the extinction
of human race.
She orders Psyche to go
to underworld by carrying a box and to give that box to an underworld queen and
get a potion of queen’s beauty back to Venus.
Well, after listening to
the underworld she almost died. It’s like a place with one way ticket. She
again went to the mountain cliff to jump off. Surprisingly the mountain spoke. Don’t
ask me how. It told Psyche ' What kind of a lady are you. Don’t be afraid. I
will help you to reach the underworld. But after stepping into underworld you need
to take care of your ass by yourself.
Now the mountain told
Psyche to carry two coins and bread. A ferryman will be there to cross the
river and pay him with one coin. After you cross the river an ill fated women
will be weeping for help, turn away and never see back. When you reach the
queens palace a three headed dog will be there, throw a piece of bread at him,
he will be friendly and you will reach the queen. But most importantly whatever
you do, never try to open the box. Shut your womanly instincts and never try to
open the box. That’s a no no.......!!!!
She followed all the
steps the mountain told her and reached the queen, got the potion and returned
from underworld by paying the other coin to the ferryman.
At the end of underworld
she thought to herself, " As I completed the task, let me check what this
potion is and can use by myself to impress cupid for their next date.
Well, she opened it,
there is no such beauty potion in the box, but its magic which puts Psyche to
sleep for eternity. Venus succeeded and was partying with her ladies by smoking
hookah and drinking wine.
Cupid after his recovery
went searching for Psyche and he was unable to find her even after so many
days. She he too went to the same mountain to jump off...
Oh crap..!!! Why you
people never leave me alone. Don’t you have another mountain to jump from? Whoever
wants to die are coming to my ass and are trying to jump.
So the mountain told
Cupid about Psyche and her eternal sleep. Cupid thought that her mother’s bitchy
thoughts are going out of her mind, so he went to Jupiter (father) and
explained the whole thing. Jupiter laughed at his wife’s jealousy and woke
Psyche up from her sleep and made her immortal with a potion.
Jupiter, Psyche and
Cupid convinced Venus and boom..!!!! Happily married thereafter....!!!
