Tale of Medusa

Medusa- also referred as the creepy lady, not like these creepy ladies(??)

In short, according to the Greek mythology, in second half, she is having a bitchy character of I am the most beautiful blonde which is neither accepted nor appreciated among the other blonds.

She is one of the priestess in the temple of the goddess Athena (goddess of war and strategy). The priestess in those days needs to play by the rules of the respective gods. Being virgin and never fall in love are most important one. If the priestess tries to break them, they will go 

fricking crazy and the resultant curses will cost more than the life.

This Medusa took those vows quite seriously for a long time. She stays in the temple all day and night to do the daily chores by keeping it clean for the fellow visitors and arranging the pujas for the kings or queens if required. Not the belly dance stuff and all and not like our modern day babas. They are divine and dedicated their life to this. In short the temple is the home for the priestess.

But one fine day, while she went out to collect something, she saw this dude Poseidon, God of sea and she felt the vibe there itself that ‘he is the one’. But somehow she managed to throw these feelings away and continued with her activities. But Poseidon coudnt leave a beauty like medusa and he wants to try his luck with her. So, he tried all the heroic and flirty funky monkey faces but he somehow failed to get her.

And after an endless research on ‘how to get women’, finally he got the myth and started praising her beauty whenever he got the chance. And with all these monstrous trails, he finally got her and Medusa gave a “love you too” kiss.  

As days passed by, they went out on more and more dates, with his levels of praising she started walking on clouds..!!! She felt that no beauty in the world can beat her and even wanted her name and statue as Goddess of beauty which is quite impossible coz of the tough competitor Venus. Few days later, she became so irresistible to him because of him charm and gradually forgot about her vows as the priestess and gave her “v” card to Poseidon in the temple itself as there were no exotic resorts in those days to the normal people.

After getting this news from other “mean chicks”, Athena became furious on Medusa and cursed her beauty in such a way that every men should fear to get a simple glance at her and she turned her blond hair into poisonous snakes and any men who look into her eyes will turn into stone.

And the men who felt her beauty as golden earlier are now afraid to look into her. Medusa felt bad, embarrassed and slowly she started hating everyone. She thought that Poseidon had made her life miserable and she hates all men in the end.  She ran towards the African forests (a story that some of the snakes fell down from her in African forests which is the source for the present numerous venomous snakes) and hid in the temple turning every men into stones who came by.

I don’t want to be judgmental here but I am trying to put a lil more blame on one person and who that person can be?

Athena- This lady should have forgiven Medusa with a simple punishment of ten to fifty big big pujas..  Instead took a cruel decision of spoiling a women’s beauty and indirectly many mortal men’s life.

Medusa- Forgot her own rituals and carried out with the new ecstatic encounters which turned her life in unpredictable ways..

Poseidon- No comments please..!!!!

A short walk on the memory lane!!!

This post is all about irony of situations and how it could be if we explain the same shit we have gone through..!!!

If my memory serves well and if there is no side effects such as amnesia, this incident happened in my third year second semester of my graduation. I strongly feel that no parent will object if we involve or say some reason related to our studies, and some catchy statements like ‘It helps me build my career’ while doing every nasty shit possible during our graduation.

We three Vivek, Likhith and Myself also found a solid reason to escape from routine classes which is a technical festival in NIT-Trichy in Feb-2012 which is a complete technical festival (which we got to know later). Like every techie guy we couldn’t forgive the google results for Latest technical papers for ece and paper presentation topics for ece  in our college wlan which is far more slower than a tortoise!!  Atlast we selected two papers for us and have mailed to them with the minimal hopes of response from them. We never miss..!! alas..!!! no response from them which shows our technical knowledge and perception is no match for a NIT. So we don’t want to miss this tour in any matter and started searching in the website for the events where we are eligible to enter into with our grey matters. Workshops..!!!! where money matters and we got an entry pass for that. We calculated the time span, sorted the titles which are somehow related to our branch ‘ECE’ at least by the naming convention and choose a workshop named ‘IC Engines’ rather ‘Robotics’ as the later one is 3 days scheduled and we don’t want to waste any time sitting there and listening to robotic crap.

We also choose two more workshops ‘Light painting’ and stock exchange which are no way related to our graduation stream. We got three entry passes for three days after paying entry fees , alas.!! Everything is going great. Err!!! Not great atleast no probs till now.

After a week or so, we met our Physical Director at some sports meet around 11 p.m in the night and we were watching the game. We have four more days to go before packing up the bags.

We were just having a little chat I don exactly remember what we discussed with him and from nowhere this Vivek mentioned about our little trip to Trichy and he is confusing him with all the technical names. So he decided to show our PD a little insight on technology and what exactly we were doing over there.

‘We were going to this workshop IC engines.’

Oh.. That is good. So what is this workshop about?

So you know the engines right? The one they use in automobiles and at different mechanical devices?

Yes. They were soo huge and bulky. It will occupy most of the space in the machine.

“Oh. Yes.. “

So the future technology is working on to make these things simple and small, if possible at nano level.

“Oh. Really. Then that will help.”

So, sir, we have coarse called integrated circuits, in there all the code is imbibed in the circuit and it will make the things work with the help of very less voltage sources.

For example, mobile is there right?? All the mechanism is imbibed into a single circuit and it is capable of doing all these possible things of touch, gps, wifi, application support. We have the same circuits in computers too. So basically these integrated circuits will make things easier and simple which needs very less space.

And in the workshop they are going to teach us on how we can use the circuit to build an engine. It is still an emerging technology. But if this works out, it will help us to create miracles in terms of electronic.

After listening to all these things vivek told him, our PD was literally shocked and astonished even at 1 A.M in the morning.

He seems quite attracted to what vivek said and looked interesting to about this more even though he has the worse memory.  He coudnt even remember what breakfast he took that morning.

In the end, likith and myself are very happy that the permissions and all the things will be easier to us even though we were near to detention.

Well, 2 days prior to the train I thought of you know researching on the topic a little bit so that it helps us during workshop and I typed IC Engines in google and expected a nano chip shows up which is then integrated into a car, showing the best result of technology, but oddly I found the image of engine. So I went on reading that article and it went on explaining how the engine works. I waited patiently to see the words such as Integrated Circiut, Digital technology, Resistor, Capacitor.....!!! but nothing..!!!

After a little doubt I opened another article and it said same things too.

My sense of doubts got worse and I searched with keyword ‘full form of IC engines’...

“Internal combustion Engines”. Boom..!!!! I was blank for few minutes and trying to confirm the facts and its true that the full form is accurate.

This IC Engines is no way related to ECE, which is like Sunny wearing a traditional saree. Not even at the single point it is converging. Devastated.  Disappointed. Fell to shatters.

Whatever we are trying to achieve from past two weeks, it is no way related to us. Meanwhile Viveks conversion with PD popped up in my mind. I went into a mental laugh and then ROFL. Whatever we blabbered about is utter and complete non-sense. The best part is everyone convinced to it after listening Viveks version of crap. Even our HOD is fooled and believed everything. Ya, we had a session with HOD too regarding this.

It all felt like we are producing a dinosaur from a unicorn egg. And everyone believed that unicorns exist and we can also produce dinosaur from its egg.

Lucky us and them!! No one asked us after coming from the fest. Thank god. Saved another crappy thesis

Adam, Eve and the Serpent

 According to history of not-so-great human kind, God first created a human species with a male genital organ and left him in a park. Poor bastard did his own naming ceremony among plants, leaves and other animals if existed and named himself as Adam, the one.

Adam, as a lone existent in that park, for a few days he played with himself and after with others. After some days, he got to know that something is missing in his life. So he invited trouble to his life by creating a female species from his rib and named her Eve.

So, Adam and Eve are the only immortal human beings on this earth. Adam after seeing the beauty of Eve fell for her but kept some distance from her.

After a few days, Eve realized that she needs some1 to show her tantrums and her hormonal variations. So, slowly they started friendship, shared their food and the crude humor. This dude realized that he will be friend-zoned for sure if he goes like this with her. And, he expressed his love towards her. She didnt slapped him, instead, seeing his dedication and fairness and his hard work for getting out of fucking best-friend-ever-zone she said yes to him.

Love life started for them.

Like all the fluffy lovers, they too started their love phase and are enjoying the most without regret.

After seeing them one bad ass villain, a serpent had some wild plans with both of them. This bad ass guy literally hates the God and was waiting for the opportunity to knock them down.

In the Eden garden, where they lived, one tree existed and it gives most beautiful and sweetest fruits. God forbid them from the tree and warned both Adam and Eve that 'don’t ever try to taste that fruit until and unless you want to screw up your life'. They obeyed him saying 'i accept the terms'. Serpent knows about these terms and wants to persuade them to taste the fruit.

There was a time may be after(100's of years), Eve felt something was missing from the relation with Adam. Her female instinct went so far and was thinking in every possible way of their relation. She started being paranoid. She was worried that her perfectly molded figure was out of shape and was concerning Adam. Bloated with all the thoughts, she sat under a tree and was taking a joint.

Considering it was a right moment, serpent entered into the frame and was being very polite, and was trying to-be-a-good-guy type with Eve. She too felt that he is good-guy-to-tag along and started sharing him her thoughts.

This cunning serpent now told Eve "Babe, Do not worry about him much. You need to take care of yourself. See how tired you look. You need to eat something. Saying this, serpent pointed out the fruit from the God forbid tree and told Eve that, you will regain the lost glow in you after eating that fruit. She reminded serpent about the terms of God, but serpent replied that "God must be kidding with you. Nature is meant to be embraced. You just go and eat a fruit you will find the difference later". Hearing this, Eve plucked a fruit and had a bite. She found that it is the sweetest fruit she ever had and want to impress Adam by taking a fruit to him.

Adam too sat on the tree and was lost in thoughts. Meanwhile Eve came and sat beside Adam. What’s up babe? Adam replied with ' Nothing babe? I was just wondering what happened to our relation these days and am thinking of how to make get those good days back.

Oh Adam!!.That’s so sweet.

What was that in your hand Eve? Oh. Yes, have a bite of this most delicious fruit. Adam reminded about the Gods warning of "dont eat the fruits of that tree" and asked Eve. What have you done babe? Dont you remember God warned us and how could you do that? Eve told Adam that dont worry about that. Nothing will happen. God is a good guy. I will handle him, saying this she gave a lip lock to him and handed the fruit. Adam ate the fruit and felt awesome (of course the combination).

God after seeing their acts, came to garden and asked Adam. Adam with fear told Eve made him ate that and then he turned to Eve. Eve kept an innocent face and blamed it on serpent.

God got angry and cursed both of them for not listening to his words and took the eternal life from them. This dumb couple got thunder struck after listening to Gods words and felt devastated knowing that their skin will start age and their life forms will end in time. So they thought of fucking up the nature and earth by creating humans and started to reproduce.

That’s how all the dumb bitches and bad-ass-fuckers came to earth.