Not being a prince..!!

After realizing that it’s almost time to have lunch and missed his routine breakfast, also missed apathetic replies to his dad who always have his own idea of pushing his son to do impossible and the one dad failed to achieve. Apart from that, suggesting a ridicule act of what his colleague’s son have achieved. “What??, that slick achieved, oh..!! damn.!! Why all good things happen to such nerds, why not me instead.?? Fate always tests me huh!! ”. To his misery, his mom adds up with the another ball which is ready to hit his already blood spilled face: Her neighbourhood aunts sweet daughter Julie is selected for a company and starts working with a 14 inch screen electronic device and with a bastard manager who started thinking of nailing her..!!! and aunts explicit narration right from how many times Julie touches her canine while brushing her teeth to  how she follows less calorie food to keep her flesh as required (to whom..!!!). Err..!! blessed manager he seems to be and I bet He bagged lotta punyaas (clean chits) in his before life!!!!.

Glad, by delaying daily schedule for 5 to 6 hrs, these many irked moments one can skip he thought, overjoyed for a moment and listening to a perfect song bithches, bitches ah ha ha ha ha..!!! no no, other perfect song..!!! If I was a flower growing wild and free, All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee. ..!!.

After emptying last night regrets into the bin, started to flip the newspaper and found that one cant be blessed so easily. By finding that nothing is going to change in this world as easily apart from levels of ignorance and the stable fact is the level of stupidity will always be same and astonishing. Completing the success manthra by Anupam Kher and live out of regrets by Mani Shankar gave a surprised scope to his life. Again that sarcastic critic RGV’s statement made his optimistic mind and soul destined to garage and bin respectively (back to normal state). Why such persons influence more people, interestingly more than Mahatma Gandhi did influenced followed by Sunny Leone (both are distinctive though!!). Every column is same, leaving me with the London royal baby news Prince George Alexander Louis, the famous kiddo at that small age. Man..!!! Being Prince has its own unnamed privileges (apart from chicks and royal wine).

Covered on the national and international magazines and newspapers, whole paparazzi are waiting for his show..!! Poor prince..!!! not financially , but in the aspects of privacy, amateur fun, smell of street mud, baseball bets for a cent or two. With a bunch of geeks like him roaming on the road wearing flirtiest looks and romantic gestures to the pretty lady who passes by, eating a pizza like a nomad and a burger by opening up the two slices and spreading all vegetables, eating them individually (reverse mapping). Yes..!! Roaming with his childhood sweetheart..!!! Well, prince can’t do all such sort of stuff; I mean people will be obsessed if a prince starts behaving like a primitive (they feel so). They think he became lunatic if they found him along a common man’s job which is not appreciable inside or outside the royal palace. He missed all these childhood memories.

Prince, without having all those unprized possessions; he simply brushes his teeth with a golden brush (after the development of teeth only, even though he is a prince), bathing in a platinum tub while all the cutest chicks found in England standing around his tub (as in movies). Attending royal feasts, strategy development hours, golf to how to drive a plane (if he insists). Poor prince must be missing all the fun..!!!! wait a minute..!!! what he is missing again..!!! smell of mud..?? Well, nobody cares for the smell of mud if he has such privileges and owning an unlimited fortune which is not going to evaporate for the coming 10 generations, + 1 or 2..!!!

Even though both have its own terms one can’t argue: the one with golden brush and the one with plastic brush, both are alike physically, but the brought-up and the future will be completely depending on the family and its scope. Right from education, career, marriage, future and even death too..!!! A prince is likely to be end up in a luxurious coffin.

Both of them envy each other, at least at some point of time, even though it may not be for long time, but the fact is that one envy for one another. Humans right..??? who else..??

Prince may sometimes wait for his mom and dad to turn up and compare him with other kid to show their concern about their son and not to miss even the slightest responsibility towards their son. Our plastic brush guy to wait for a royal feasts with every possible celebrity and politician turning up and kisses his hand..!! kisses..??? for how long??? Daily..!!! whenever your eyes are open..!!!!

What??!!! no..!! that is not a fair game..!!

“No, I don’t want to be prince , I just need my mom to try wake me up for whole morning section, resulted in frustration turning off my fan so that I will move my ass from bed leaving it to my misery, and my dad to compare with that nerd..!! Man..!! I don’t think one will get a chance to curse someone who is a dipshit with absolute timing..!! one must be lucky enough to get a chance to do that..!!!!”
 

P.S: Congrats to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge for giving a Half blood prince...!!!